tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post488433369770224603..comments2009-12-29T17:11:18.295-08:00anymommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404anymommyoutthere@gmail.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-20096958948666755252009-12-29T17:11:18.295-08:002009-12-29T17:11:18.295-08:00hot college lesbian girl webcams is lil mama a lesbian a naked lesbian gorgeous college lesbians index of images lesbian india lesbian black latina lesbians virgin girlsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-1527741182298266542009-12-02T19:07:51.369-08:002009-12-02T19:07:51.369-08:00This is a classic!Amylouhttp://www.circlerice.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-42840153969840974372009-11-15T21:13:13.365-08:002009-11-15T21:13:13.365-08:00so you&#39;ve made me laugh hysterically yet again. I had to read it to my husband and for once he actually laughed out loud too!LilacCloudshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16010466988592980766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-71179058024661529512009-10-26T10:43:04.731-07:002009-10-26T10:43:04.731-07:00Oh my goodness! Too funny! And don&#39;t worry I believe you.Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05424336265089036857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-87668626115675327192009-06-10T12:16:05.670-07:002009-06-10T12:16:05.670-07:00haha, this is the perfect description of motherhood and my life, only you have the guts to write it down;). i think our kiddos are around the same age, how funny. i feel your pain!!!!!:)Vive...rie...amahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13689677555426341628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-29573654917085854652008-12-26T19:23:00.000-08:002008-12-26T19:23:00.000-08:00LMAO!!! This is priceless! You must submit this to a women's magazine! Incredibly funny! I just read it to my 17 yr old daughter, for birth control purposes! LOL! Keep up the good work Mommy! Hugs, Lisacw2smomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16012556580060488127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-23287448319736958232008-07-03T05:24:00.000-07:002008-07-03T05:24:00.000-07:00Okay, you win. My recent potty training adventures don't hold a candle to yours.<BR/><BR/>If he was a normal teenage boy, he never saw beyond the black bra...and you used the word 'penis'.Manic Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02397835927560496425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-24951430265523936712008-07-01T06:24:00.000-07:002008-07-01T06:24:00.000-07:00That is great! I don't think you could make that up!<BR/><BR/>And now I know exactly what I am going to do next time the Missionaries come to my door! LOL!Conniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11868956367266325927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-42082501489233240072008-06-28T22:25:00.000-07:002008-06-28T22:25:00.000-07:00Great story! With no kids I don't have experience with them and personal elimination moments, but this is a classic.Maurahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03722654367214156056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-25762096961456313192008-06-28T21:33:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:33:00.000-07:00Ryan - I put that song on for the kids' today. It will never be the same for me now.<BR/><BR/>Dys - True, but I'm not exactly all that, so I doubt they are saying nice things. Ah well.<BR/><BR/>All - Again, thanks for seeing the humor with me! It's still not fun to clean up poop and pee in your underwear, but at least I know I can share later.anymommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-6529658569512482132008-06-28T11:42:00.000-07:002008-06-28T11:42:00.000-07:00That is awesome. At least you were wearing a black lacy bra...they might as well have gotten something good to look at, right?? <BR/><BR/>Oh, and thanks for this post, because you just saved me from having to write anything witty today. I'll just be linking here.katy (aka funny girl)kathrynsmoore.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-59590989101141915622008-06-28T05:36:00.000-07:002008-06-28T05:36:00.000-07:00LOL!!!! That is so funny! Well, to read, I'm sure you weren't laughing at the time ;-)Tinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781338320900774192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-22647222816753691282008-06-28T05:34:00.000-07:002008-06-28T05:34:00.000-07:00Funny, funny, funny! I'm just beginning the potty training process with my 2 y/o daughter (only child). I can NOT even imagine attempting this with more than one child AND a baby. There should be some sort of mothering award out there for you and moms like you. <BR/><BR/>Found you through Penny Carnival and I'm adding you to my bookmarks right now. Anyone who can make me laugh this hard AND feel incredible empathy deserves a revisit! :-)<BR/><BR/>Happy potty training!<BR/><BR/>http://psychmamma.wordpress.comPsychMammahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18072554462874623041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-87002730396804004572008-06-27T22:24:00.000-07:002008-06-27T22:24:00.000-07:00I'm dying here. This is too funny. I'm really not an anti-social person. The exact opposite, really. But sometimes I feel like hanging a sign on my front door that says "go away" and leaving it up for the next 18 years.Meganwww.pennycarnival.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-1341159955171695912008-06-27T22:07:00.000-07:002008-06-27T22:07:00.000-07:00That's so hilarious and TRUE! I had 4 kids under 6yrs old at one time (they're now 5 kids under 8yrs) and those things are the norm around here AND..............."How do you do it?" Well duh, that's how--you just do it.....and clean up the poop!<BR/>DiaDiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02825801408415031817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-34442677915312650102008-06-27T20:07:00.000-07:002008-06-27T20:07:00.000-07:00Silver lining -- Gee stayed on the potty with his penis down. Yay! <BR/><BR/>The rest of it totally cracked me up. It's amazing how everything seems to happen at the same time. You poor dear!<BR/><BR/>And not to push myself on you at all, but have you thought about getting a second potty or teaching them to sit on the "normal" potty for the times when they know they need to go and there's someone else on the Elmo? I'm off to go check out that map....Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-46635224207553054982008-06-27T17:09:00.000-07:002008-06-27T17:09:00.000-07:00i really don't want to laugh at your misfortunes...but that is just real life, isn't it??<BR/><BR/>and on a side note...i'm so glad i had girls...because during the potty training phase, i would be laughing to hard if i had to tell someone to keep their stuff down.<BR/><BR/>don't worry...i give you full permission to laugh at me for too much girly stuff in the teen years.jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03331277496352887978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-7963963355640828622008-06-27T11:26:00.000-07:002008-06-27T11:26:00.000-07:00I can't stop the laughing, but I know you are having oh so much fun with this. <BR/><BR/>At least he kept it down!The Fritz Factshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05162992338469733361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-51848872115938702452008-06-27T11:09:00.000-07:002008-06-27T11:09:00.000-07:00Hmm...now I know what I can do to get rid of solicitors! LOL!<BR/>BTW, thanks for visiting my gasoline rant haiku today :)Molly's Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05309400151779204523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-87518449270319666162008-06-27T10:49:00.000-07:002008-06-27T10:49:00.000-07:00This post was so great!!! I remember so many days like this when I was babysitting for two babies (while having a baby and two toddlers of my own). Things are much less hectic around here now (mostly) with two older kids and a 4 yo. Oh, thanks for the laugh, and the trip down memory lane. I think my fave part was when you said you got those anxious feelings about the phone/doorbell. I understand completely! (Add a dog barking like mad whenever the doorbell rings, and it's 10 x worse)Mandywww.derekandmandy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-15386949913229032072008-06-27T10:37:00.000-07:002008-06-27T10:37:00.000-07:00There are worse things to be known for.......<BR/>;o)DysFUNctional Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02996772324484385959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-25413914173740340892008-06-27T09:32:00.000-07:002008-06-27T09:32:00.000-07:00adolescent boy sings - stacey the mom has got it goin' on...Ryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08979895841826293561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-60232602010803773662008-06-27T09:24:00.001-07:002008-06-27T09:24:00.001-07:00LOLRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15662612816773022093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-70934208352646193852008-06-27T09:24:00.000-07:002008-06-27T09:24:00.000-07:00I know, it's okay, I died laughing telling my husband too.<BR/><BR/>Monkey's mom - I've had many suggestions that I just take him straight to standing up and aiming at cheerios to avoid the penis down problem. But, it takes him so long to go that when I'm alone with all of them I just can't be in the bathroom that long! If they are sitting, yeah, you have to remind them.<BR/><BR/>Nadia - we won't try at night for ages. I put them in diapers right after dinner!<BR/><BR/>Vanna - I do need a second potty. You're totally right. This is so silly, but my husband and I had this minimize the plastic pact before we had kids. We try not to have to buy two of everything! And then I read an article in the NY Times Mag last weekend about the Garbage Patch. It's an area the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean that is covered in floating plastic. Situational ethics though - I'm not sure I can maintain my minimal plastic stance in the face of the mess in my living room!!!! Lol.anymommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337254678704520655.post-11142655418371410202008-06-27T08:47:00.000-07:002008-06-27T08:47:00.000-07:00OMG Stacey I'm sorry but I'm dying laughing here. I'm sorry they are giving you such a hard time with it.Jessihttp://dracosrose.poisonousroses.usnoreply@blogger.com