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Если честно, случайно попал на этот форум, но похо...

2010-04-14T23:20:20.944-07:00

Если честно, случайно попал на этот форум, но похоже попал как раз туда, куда надо...
Ну перво наперво разрешите поприветствовать всех)
Никогда не думал, что жизнь меня заставит обратиться к кому-либо по каким либо жизненным вопросам, ибо всегда искренне был уверен, что человек по сути не такое глупое существо, что бы не суметь разобраться в себе и своих проблемах. Считал, что те, кто обращаются, им просто лень покопаться в себе. Видимо за это и поплатился. Вижу, что моих познаний уже далеко не хватает, что бы сложившуюся ситуацию хоть как то «разрулить»… Именно поэтому и обращаюсь…
Конечно понимаю, что в двух словах не рассказать всех обстоятельств, а тем более нюансов, но попробую хоть что то для начала:
Мне 29, будучи женатым, повстречал замужнюю, ну и как говориться завертелось, закружилось...

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I know this thread is old but can't help myself. I...

2009-03-22T19:24:00.000-07:00

I know this thread is old but can't help myself. I found your blog while trying to find a way of getting my 2 year old to poop (overdid the potty encouragement and now she is retaining). Anyway, we have Bouvier that got the taste for what Maine hunters did in the woods (might not have been so gross if it were the bears), her breath was bad before but now it was intolerable. The solution was easy for us but I cannot recommend for humans, dogs love to bite at hosepipes gushing water and snowballs were also helpful (it was winter). Finally we left her outside in the snow until the odor had subsided sufficiently. I hear they do this to crying babies in Iceland but it might earn you a visit from child protective services anywhere else.

Oh good, it isn't just my child. I was getting wo...

2008-09-29T09:51:00.000-07:00

Oh good, it isn't just my child. I was getting worried there, and loosing my patience with people who think their dog is a baby.

The worst part is when you ponder what is wrong with your child after a repeat visit to McPoopies for a potty burger.

That might put the raisin recycling program I part...

2008-08-24T04:08:00.000-07:00

That might put the raisin recycling program I participated in as a baby to shame. I'm sure you can guess but I ate a LOT of rainins. They frequently came out in my diaper. If I found them, I got seconds, per say. I can't believe I tell perfect strangers this stuff :)

Hee hee, glad I'm not the only one. I was babysitt...

2008-08-22T06:07:00.000-07:00

Hee hee, glad I'm not the only one. I was babysitting twins and had one "discover" a treat from her diaper. I never told the mom- I came to the conclusion tat if I was her, I wouldn't really want to know.

(BHJ sent me!)

Gag, Hack, Ew. My sister and I are sitting in bed...

2008-08-13T21:59:00.000-07:00

Gag, Hack, Ew. My sister and I are sitting in bed laughing and reading you together. Good times, when it is someone else's kid who eats dirty TP.
XO Shan

Blech... They found me w/ my diaper off, playing i...

2008-08-11T21:53:00.000-07:00

Blech... They found me w/ my diaper off, playing in it... and yes I'd eaten poo... (and yes making faces here as I type that). I could kill my dad (if I was into that type of thing) for that... It's one thing when you hear it about someone's kid... but yourself :(

You guys are doing my little heart good with these...

2008-08-11T20:50:00.000-07:00

You guys are doing my little heart good with these poop eating stories.

Laura - I have to admit I am curious to know what you're little one ate. It doesn't get much worse.

Liz - thanks and welcome. Yep, I'm a straight up kind of girl. I don't always like the little darlings, but I mostly love them.

Maggie - Poop juggling would impress me.

Mama K - It's amazing what we survive. So fess up, what did you eat?

Please don't psychoanalyze the reasons why THIS is...

2008-08-11T20:47:00.000-07:00

Please don't psychoanalyze the reasons why THIS is the post that draws me out of lurkdom for a comment. Please, just don't.

Hilarious. Beyond disgusting, of course, but utterly hilarious. Love that you debunked that whole Eat Shit and Die myth.

And yes, had there been a market for poop paintings (and let's all say a silent thank-you to the universe that none exists, to the best of my blissfully ignorant knowledge), we might have had some... erm, contributions from the f5 household. I'm just saying.

Don't feel bad, it happens a lot. I know two peopl...

2008-08-11T20:06:00.000-07:00

Don't feel bad, it happens a lot. I know two people off the top of my head who's kids have eaten poo... those made me laugh... but what really grosses me out is the story I heard about me. My dad was supposed to be watching me & fell asleep.... Uggh.

Oh. mah. gah.I would never let my kids eat dirty t...

2008-08-11T18:21:00.000-07:00

Oh. mah. gah.

I would never let my kids eat dirty toilet paper.

*huff*

It's bad enough I've allowed the knife-juggling.

(Stitches are for pussies.)

Here via Hey You Remember Me. Glad I came.

OH. MAH. GAWD! You are too too funny! And thanks...

2008-08-11T15:39:00.000-07:00

OH. MAH. GAWD! You are too too funny! And thanks god, you're the most honest mother-blogger I've come across yet!! I feel like you're in my head! That was a HUGE belly laugh out loud. I'm so glad there are others out there (you!) who find some of the mommy experiences not quite all the bliss and joy some make it out to be! So glad I stumbled into your blog! Cheers!

Very funny post!

2008-08-11T12:39:00.000-07:00

Very funny post!

does it help to know you're not alone? My now 2-ye...

2008-08-11T09:50:00.000-07:00

does it help to know you're not alone? My now 2-year-old survived eating something even worse (trust me). And she's done the same thing Cue has. Kids are tough. Mommies get tougher every day.

Most of us spend most of our years totally toilet ...

2008-08-11T04:55:00.000-07:00

Most of us spend most of our years totally toilet trained.

Why It’s Good to Enmesh Your Children

Oh my oh my oh my. WOW. Yeah, definitely time to h...

2008-08-11T04:47:00.000-07:00

Oh my oh my oh my. WOW. Yeah, definitely time to hit the "medicine" after that one!

Those 3 posts should not be read in sequence witho...

2008-08-10T21:59:00.000-07:00

Those 3 posts should not be read in sequence without proper protection (like, Poise). That was the best set of laughs I've had in a long time.

You are hilarious, woman!

You should add your encyclopaedic knowledge of "eat shit and (don't) die" to Urban Dictionary.

Just so you know you're not alone, the kids alerted me before bed that the toilet needs to be unplugged.

Poop or Bread?My friend's son once ate poop, not j...

2008-08-10T21:50:00.000-07:00

Poop or Bread?

My friend's son once ate poop, not just poopy toilet paper, but actual POOP, out of the toilet.

Gah. Little kids can be weird.

Mam - Oh, the poop eating togetherness. Thank goo...

2008-08-10T21:37:00.000-07:00

Mam - Oh, the poop eating togetherness. Thank goodness.

Quart - Could you please start a blog before yours start eating poop, or at least borrow Meghan's blog for the stories?!

Maura - It's definitely an aggregate. I've been updating since the beginning of potty training a few months ago. The Elmo potty moves about, but generally it's in the hall.

Corina - It does my heart good to know that. Really.

Something must be going around. I heard about kid...

2008-08-10T20:14:00.000-07:00

Something must be going around. I heard about kids eating crap three times this week.

Gross.

Funny.

Know that you are not alone.

Well, now I know why kids just weren't in the card...

2008-08-10T16:25:00.000-07:00

Well, now I know why kids just weren't in the cards for me!

But on to more serious matters (to me):

1. PLEASE tell me the lovely map is an aggregate of incidents over time and NOT the destruction of this one day?

2. Your otherwise lovely map does not include the exact location of the Elmo potty. Once I could see again after reading the post the first time, I realize it's in the hall, but still, for the sake of consistency... :-)

I'm sorry I'm laughing, but OMG, that's the funnie...

2008-08-10T13:41:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry I'm laughing, but OMG, that's the funniest thing I've read all week. And disgusting.

He'll survive and probably get into a lot worse shit (pun intended) as he grows up. Just keep the rum nearby.

How FUNNY! Girl, you're going to be able to write...

2008-08-10T09:02:00.000-07:00

How FUNNY! Girl, you're going to be able to write a book by the time they're all using the potty!

I watched that movie WAR of the WORLDS again the other night and that line at the end about the bacteria killing the aliens really struck me.. He'll have a great immune system!

oh my goodness, you're cracking me up with that di...

2008-08-10T08:57:00.000-07:00

oh my goodness, you're cracking me up with that diagram! hilarious!